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cristaly:

the-young-handmaid:

sO IM TRYING TO MAKE AKINATOR GUESS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN RIGHT???? AND

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OKAY BRO GOIN GOOD SO FAR

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YEP THATS RIGHT

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oH SHIT I THINK HES GOT ME

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AKINATOR WTF WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT I BELIEVED IN YOUR ASS I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART BUT NO YEAH BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WHOSE BEEN DEAD OVER 100 YEARS TOTALLY COSPLAYED HOMESTUCK MAN BENJAMIN KARKAT

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im gonna cry im laughing really hard 

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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Muse | Knights of Cydonia

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radtracks:

on melancholy hill // gorillaz

up on melancholy hill
there’s a plastic tree
are you here with me?
just looking out on the day of another dream

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pokemon-i-choose-you:

Johto Gym Leaders

Artist- 

瞑丸

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villainquoteoftheday:

"GRRRRRR…… TIME…. STOPPING…… TIME………"
-Primal Dialga, “Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky”

villainquoteoftheday:

"GRRRRRR…… TIME…. STOPPING…… TIME………"

-Primal Dialga, “Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky”

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Anonymous said: Critikal's new video makes me so happy, he sounds so genuinely happy and I never knew that he donated to charities and such. I'm so used to his monotone voice and it just makes me all warm and fuzzy inside, it's so nice. <3 What'd you think?

cr1tikal:

I thought it was really sweet! It’s interesting to hear a little more about him even though he doesn’t like talking about himself. Plus, now we know the *~secret~* behind “penguinz0”. And he just seemed really sincere in thanking everyone and I’m happy to hear he’s getting more voice acting gigs and YEAH. I hope he’s doing well IRL, as well~

the video

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cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

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Woman Hires Private Investigator But Only Seems Interested In Reenacting Noir Films

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By Olivia Hill, Staff Reporter

[CINCINNATI OH] A local private investigator told reporters that a woman entered his office earlier today and began behaving strangely.

The woman was still in Aaron Cahill’s office when reporters arrived.  She was young, in her early to mid-twenties but dressed as though it were the 1940’s. 

“When she walked in I asked how I could help her but all she gave me were these vague, coy and mildly suggestive remarks.”  Mr. Cahill told reporters.  “She still hasn’t told me her name or what she wants.”  He went on to say.

“I’m not sure she really needs anything from me.  I think maybe she just wants to act out those scenes from old noir movies.”  Mr. Cahill continued. 

Reporters noted that she was standing near a window where the blinds were casting streams of light across her face, a common aesthetic in noir films.

“She actually walked over there while we were talking and adjusted the blinds so it would look like that.” Mr. Cahill said.

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visiting your animal crossing town after months of not playing

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